Tee Hee Hee

I'm hardly a copy cat ,,,, but this time ,,,,, I have to play along ,,,, I read it first at Ape's blog!!!, who stole it from Yano's blog!!!, who got it from someone else ,,,, but apparently, everybody and their mommy have this "IF YOU CALL ME..." posted at their blogs ,,,, so here I go,,,,

If you call me Lupe ,,,, you are pretty much anybody
If you call me Lupita ,,,, you are a pretty much a family member or a close friend ,,, well some of my co-workers call me Lupita
If you call me Lu-pi-ta ,,,, then you are my cousins that were raised in this country
If you call me Pita<--- and NO, not 'pita bread' ,,,, then you are a family member
If you call me Pita baby ,,,, then you are my 'nina' Lupita :)
If you call me Guadalupe ,,,, then you are creditor that has not received their payment and/or my siblings
If you call me Ms. Galvan ,,,, pretty much you want to sell me something ,,, or offer me an OUTSTANDING insurance through my credit card
If you call me Mr. Galvan ,,,, you have to be from a foreign country ,,, ie, Sweden's Hotel Clerk !!!
If you call me LuPeS and/or Sista,,,, then you belong to the much appreciated short track community
If you call me Abigail ,,, well is time for you to learn that my real name is Guadalupe ,,,,, but you can call me Lupe <--- shorter
If you call me Nina ,,,, then you are Nicole ,,,, my beautiful GodDaughter who is 3 years of age
If you call me 'hey u' or 'scusme' ,,,, then you are my nephew Mike ,,,,, he still cannot call me by name ,,,,, ohh yes ,,, or a 'freak show' that sat by my side in Cleveland last month at Nationals
If you call me Gorda ,,,, (which means 'chubby in Spanish) ,,,, then you are my Daddy
If you call me Chana ,,,, then you are my sister Chona ,,,, I mean Julissa

So who is next???