*One hand on the keyboard, the other one holding a HUGE bag of ice on top of my head*

Hello Peeps!

Want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and wealthy.

Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed-Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat pre-packaged foods because the estrogens they contain will turn me gay.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me! I will now return the favor.

If you don't read this post in 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 pm this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's mother's beautician.

You thought the cookie one was hilarious??? Well I think this is double the fun ,,,, I hope you guys got a good laugh out of it like I did!!!!

WARNING!!!
Please don't combine the cookie recipe with the chain letters ,,, it can be hazard to your health!!

Hey guys ,,, furst of al ,,, I want to thakx everyone your kind wards ,,,, *hip* ,,,, I aaprciate all of your love and concern on my granny pass ,,,, *hip, hip* ,,, but changing topics ,,, ya now how Cristmas is around the cortner ,,, well ,,, I just wannted to share this receipie I'm doing wright know *hip, hip* ,,,, enjoy ,, and once I'm souber ,,, I'll post agai n ,,,, cheereeeessss!!! *tosse with a cooky*

Christmas Cookies ala 'Mexican'

Ingredients
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Prepartaion
Sample 1 level cup of the Cuervo to check the quality. Take a large bowl,check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is still of the highest quality,pour another level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beatone cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Remove butter paper wrapperfrom bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it'sbest to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another level cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and addto the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging'fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. (If the fried druit gets stuckin the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.) Sample theCuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, orsomething. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift thelemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar,or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the caketin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off theturner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the CoseJuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MRISTMAS !!

Hello everyone ,,,,, It's me ,,,, Lupes ,,, I know, long time ,,, no post ,,,, so here it goes ,,,, as some of you might have read/heard ,,,, I had to come back home in the middle of my very exciting trip ,,,, I received a teriffing call from my sister on Friday Nov. 26, requesting for me to return home since my dear grandmother was extremely ill in the hospital ,,, I honestly thought I was not going to see her alive once back to Kali ,,, but God was good to me/us ,,, and left her with us for four more days ,,,, everybody in my family (aunties, uncles and cousins) were able to see her alive (not conscious, but we knew she could hear us) ,,,, the Lord finally called her to his presence on Tuesday November 30, at around 11:25 a.m. ,,,, a painful moment that would not wish to the worse of my enemies ,,,,, nevertheless, we were relieved since we knew that she is in peace and with no more pain EVER ,,, also, I have no doubt in my mind ,,,, that one day I will see her again!!
This past week ,,, has been the longest week ever ,,,,, dealing with her pass ,,,, getting everything ready for the funeral, and the funeral itself ,,,,, she suffered her entire life ,,, physical and emotional ,,,,, but until her last breath, she fought with all her strength ,,,, not sure how long will take me to overcome her lost ,,,, but at this right moment ,,,, my heart hurts ,,,, and not sure if I have her strenght ,,,,, unfortunatly or fortunatly ,,, not sure yet ,,,, life goes on ,,,, I was debating whether to make a post or not ,,,, but in her loving memory ,,, 'Buelita Tila ,,,, la extranare por el resto de mi vida' LA AMO!!!! Rest in peace my beautiful and beloved grandma Tila!!!


My grandma Tila/Mother's day '03 - Wasn't she beautiful??? I LOVE YOU GRANDMA!!!!