Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Hey guys ,,, furst of al ,,, I want to thakx everyone your kind wards ,,,, *hip* ,,,, I aaprciate all of your love and concern on my granny pass ,,,, *hip, hip* ,,, but changing topics ,,, ya now how Cristmas is around the cortner ,,, well ,,, I just wannted to share this receipie I'm doing wright know *hip, hip* ,,,, enjoy ,, and once I'm souber ,,, I'll post agai n ,,,, cheereeeessss!!! *tosse with a cooky*

Christmas Cookies ala 'Mexican'

Ingredients
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Prepartaion
Sample 1 level cup of the Cuervo to check the quality. Take a large bowl,check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is still of the highest quality,pour another level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beatone cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Remove butter paper wrapperfrom bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it'sbest to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another level cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and addto the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging'fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. (If the fried druit gets stuckin the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.) Sample theCuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, orsomething. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift thelemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar,or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the caketin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off theturner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the CoseJuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MRISTMAS !!

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